If I were to make a list of the least merry fictional places, you’d better believe that Westeros would definitely make the top 5. With all of the murder, incest, rape, and war, it’s not like we can simply imagine the Starks and the Lannisters sitting around a Christmas tree, sharing stories, and drinking nog.
But if you believe that nothing’s merrier than murder and incest, you might want to make Game of Thrones a part of your holiday this season — thanks to these awesome Game of Thrones House Crest Christmas Lights from Kurt S. Adler.
The set measures roughly 10-feet in length, and on it, you’ll find plastic crests for each of the five houses: Stark, Baratheon, Lannister, Targaryen, and Tyrell.
They’ll make a great addition to your nerdily-decorated Christmas tree this year, and when you’re done with them for the season, you can also hang them in your office (it’s not like they have Xmas trees on them or anything).
The Game of Thrones House Crest Christmas Lights are available for $19.99 via Entertainment Earth, so if you’re itchin’ to nerd-up your tree this year, you should start with these.