If there’s one thing we love here at Nerd Much?, it’s zombies. From classic zombie books to new must-see zombie films like Train to Busan to the best zombie games of all-time, it should be no secret that we love chatting about zeds. The undead. Walkers. Biters. Creepers. Rotters.
And if you know anything about us at all, you know that we love to find ways to inject nerdiness into our everyday lives however we can. In fact, I’d say we’re experts at finding cool nerdy stuff to add to our office shelves, our kitchens, our cars, and anywhere else we can.
So if you know someone like us who has an unhealthy obsession with zombies, you’re going to want to check out our mega list of the 50 best zombie gifts. Simply use the slider above to browse all of the different cool zombie things we’ve found at various retailers and online shops around the web.
1Zombie Baking Cups
Brain cupcakes, anyone?
2Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Perfect for Halloween parties.
3Guts or Brains Pillow
This Guts or Brains Pillow is available in four sizes, so you can have a variety of brains (or guts) scattered around your home in every room.
4Zombie Modded PS4 Controller
A zombie-themed modded PS4 controller, anyone? Blood splatter and a zombie head.
5Zombie Brew Biter Bottle Opener by Design Toscano
Having a wall-hanging bottle opener in your kitchen is essential for happiness. We suggest this Zombie Brew Biter Bottle Opener by Design Toscano.
6Plush Zombie Slippers
It looks like they’re eating your feet.
7Zombie Head Large Fun Box Tin Tote
I’ve never wanted a lunch box more than I do right now — and I work from home! Check out this incredibly well-designed Zombie Head Large Fun Box Tin Tote by Aquarius.
8Zombie Tramp Black and White Statue
This Zombie Tramp Black and White Statue by Action Lab will look great with the rest of their zombie collectibles, based on the Zombie Tramp comics.
A zombie bowl which allows you to put your food where its brains should be.
10Call of Duty Nazi Zombies Brutus Funko
It’s a Funko Pop Vinyl Figure of Brutus from Call of Duty Nazi Zombies.
Fluxx is a must-play game with your group of friends, and Zombie Fluxx makes it 10x better.
12WWE Zombies Superstars Action Figures
from Entertainment Earth
Honestly, have you ever seen anything so delightfully ridiculous in your life? Brock Lesnar, Stone Cold, AJ Styles and more as zombies in action figure form.
With all of the many different Monopoly sets available, it was only a matter of time before we saw a zombie-themed monopoly game, properly named Zombie-opoly.
14The Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks is the CLASSIC zombie gift.
15Marvel Villains Zombie Minimates
The Red Skull, Green Goblin, Magneto and Galactus all in zombie form, all in adorable minimate figures from Diamond Select Toys.
16Do Not Feed the Zombies Stepping Stone
Warn those trying to enter your abode that they probably shouldn’t feed the zombies with the Do Not Feed the Zombies Stepping Stone.
17I Heart Zombies Funky Chunky Magnet
Aquarius’s Funky Chunky Magnets are thicker than the average magnet, and this one says I Heart Zombies (using an actual human heart).
18Zombie Outbreak Hunting Unit Car Decal
from Entertainment Earth
Place these decals on your car to let the world know that you’re part of the exclusive Zombie Outbreak Hunting Unit. It comes with one large and two small decals.
19Munchkin Zombies 2: Armed and Dangerous
The brand new Munchkin Zombies 2: Armed and Dangerous game is here just in time for the holiday shopping season.
20Zombie Back Scratcher
Having a back scratcher is cool and all, but having a Zombie Back Scratcher will make your life 10x nerdier.
21Zombie Wine Bottle Holder
This isn’t for you white wine drinkers, as red wine makes this Zombie Wine Bottle Holder even better.
22Zombie Hand Door Knob Cover
23Superman Zombie Variant Statue (Chris Uminga)
from Hot Topic
Artist Chris Uminga is known for blending creepy and cute, and he’s done just that with this incredible Superman Zombie Variant Statue.
24Zombie Claus Holiday Figure
A zombified Santa…can you think of a better Christmas gift for a zombie-lover?
25Zombie Eyeballs Blanket
A super soft throw blanket covered with cartooney zombie eyes? Count us in!
26Hands of the Undead Wall Sculpture
This pair of zombie hands hang on any wall, making them great for the office or the den.
27Zombie Hand Goblets (Set of 2)
These Zombie Hand Goblets are PERFECT for spooky parties, or if you’re just super into zombies and want a daily goblet to drink from.
28Zombie Simpsons Plushes by KidRobot
It was only a matter of time before someone created zombified Simpsons of some sort, given all of the series’ incredible Halloween episodes. Leave it to KidRobot, who has quite a catalog of dope toys.
29Night of the Living Dead (1968) Movie Poster
In many cases, the original 1968 movie poster for Night of the Living Dead will make a great gift.
30Hare Krishna Zombie 7-Inch Figure by NECA
One of the most memorable zombies in movies from Dawn of the Dead, recreated in a 7-inch action figure.
31The Art of Eating Through the Zombie Apocalypse Cookbook
A brilliantly witty zombie-themed cookbook — the paperback makes for a great coffee table book.
These little zombie vinyl figures, called Zombie LittleLazies, are super cool.
33Zombie Red & White Umbrella
This incredible zombie-themed umbrella is the best we’ve found so far, complete with an Umbrella Corp. style and a bloody red zombie hand.
34Zombie Bath Mat
A brilliantly-designed zombie-themed bath mat makes any bathroom horrific.
35Zombies Lab Door Cover
Do Not Open – Zombies! This is a super highly-rated door cover that fits standard doors.
36Zombie Head Coffee Mug by Pacific Giftware
This quality ceramic zombie head coffee mug by Pacific Giftware is one of the best-rated zombie mugs on Amazon.
37Acme Crate Zombie Warrior Kit
For the advanced zombie enthusiasts/doomsday preppers, check out this Acme Crate Zombie Warrior kit which comes with all of the handheld weapons they’ll need if a zombie apocalypse were to break out.
38Zombie Head Molds
For the less-advanced zombie enthusiasts, you can’t go wrong with simple zombie kitchen stuff — like these zombie head molds.
39Evil Undead Zombie Head Salt & Pepper Shaker Holder Set
Another great zombie kitchen accessory is the Zombie Head Salt & Pepper Shaker Holder Set.
40Zombie Pin-up Girl Shower Curtain
Don’t buy this if you have kids. Seriously, don’t do it.
41Zombie Socks (9-pack)
Easily the best zombie socks on the market right now – comes in a pack of 9.
42Zombie Toilet Brush Set
Yes, this is absolutely a thing. And if you love zombies too, you’d totally understand why anyone would want this in their bathroom.
43Zombie Table Lamp
This zombie table lamp is made of resin.
If you’re looking for a great pair of zombie leggings, we’ve found just the pair you’re looking for. Also, they’re available via Prime Wardrobe, which means you can try them before you decide whether or not to purchase them. Dope.
45Zombie Hand Guitar Hanger
Let them hang their guitar in style with the Zombie Hand Guitar Hanger, which is a hand that protrudes from the wall.
46Batman Black and White Zombie Statue
Batman and zombies go so well together.
47Cute Zombie Earrings
These green zombie earrings are super cute.
48Neca Left 4 Dead Boomer Action Figure
Boomers were pretty gross, so it should be no surprise that the statue by NECA looks so delightfully revolting.
49The Walking Dead Rick Grimes Bath Robe
Pretend to be Rick Grimes, himself, with this Rick Grimes Bath Robe.